Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.
Dear Dumb Diary,
Isabella asked her mom for money, but since Isabella's mom has THREE children, she is three times meaner than a mom with only one, and said no. We tried to escape the room as soon as we saw her mouth begin to form ADULT WISDOM, but she's fast and hit us with, "You know, girls, the best things in life are free."
"Like money?" Isabella asked. "So, like, free money. Free money would be one of the best things in life, right?"
Isabella really excels at this sort of question, so her mom really excels at answering them.
"Go outside," she said.