Defeated Victory

She lives in a palace swaddled in clouds and mythology; he is a prince of a country so unknown that it is known for being left off maps. She makes emperors kneel in front of her; he – milkmaids. She is a divine being; he isn’t even a very good person. He wants her questionable favors; she wants unquestionable worship. She has a vagina; he’s a prick. She is the goddess of victory; he wants to defeat her. We are talented authors; you are a discerning reader – and this is a story about the unlikely romance of human ambition and divine caprice.