Sexy Motherpucker - Lili Valente

Sexy Motherpucker

By Lili Valente

  • Release Date: 2017-05-22
  • Genre: Romantic Comedy
Sexy Motherpucker book review score

4.5 Score: 4.5 (From 244 Ratings)

Sexy Motherpucker Lili Valente Book Review Score: ★★★★★ 5/5 stars

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom” material. 

A.K.A, not me, apparently.

The problem? I’m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.


Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?

I don’t want to fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. 

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I’m just not cut out for faking it.

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User reviews about this book

  • Amazed

    By pagesmonkey
    I’ve been in a funk of bad books lately. Everything I start seems to fall flat before the first Chapter is over. This book hooked me from the start and never let me go! It’s lovely and romantic without being cheesy and I really root for the characters. 10/5 ⭐️’s!!!
  • Not well planned

    By Great super duper book!!!
    The book is rushed! By page 30 out of 500+ pages the guy realized he made a huge mistake. The girl was an emotional mess. The couple wasn’t a good match, didn’t seem like they had enough chemistry or love. Pretty disappointed but it was free.
  • R

    By rchut
  • I loved it!

    By NajahIman
    I'm loving this new side of our dear author. Don't get me wrong, the dark romances are still what I crave, but these rom coms are a little slice of heaven. This book had a great set of characters who you instantly fall in love with, because they are such great 'people'. Can't wait for the next!
  • Hilarious and hot!

    By Oohlala25
    You won't be disappointed.
  • Second Chance at Love

    By Szmoromou
    Brendan Daniels has been out of the seduction game for way too long. Never imagining that he would be a widow, with a child, at such a young age. He had it all, the wife, the child, and captain of his NHL team. However, a tragic loss of his wife shook him to the core and now he is a shell of a man. Going through the motions of everyday life, trying to be the best dad to his daughter and the leader that the men on his team look up to. So when an opportunity arose to let loose and live a little wild, he took it. Oh and want a weekend that summer with Laura Collins was. Lara Collins has shi** luck when it comes to men, or should we say she takes off when things start to get serious. Just recently on the rebound of her last boyfriend, Laura has given up on the male species in a whole. Traumatized by the site of her ex-boyfriend wearing her underwear, Laura set out to burn all her undergarments as a sign of cleansing. What she didn't expect was the annoying, moody but sexy as hell Brendan to be there to witness this so called cleansing. When going from burning undergarments to burning the sheets, Brendan and Laura know things will never be the same again. There has always been an attraction between them, but know that the fire has been lit how will they move on? Can Brendan let go of his past and move forward with Laura? Can Laura trust that Brendan wants more? Sexy Motherpucker was just spectacular. Lili Valente wrote just the right amount of sexiness, banter, sweetness, innocence and trust. Brendan and Laura share an undeniable attraction and chemistry that rocks them to the core. I also loved how Brendan's daughter Chloe was an important character in the book and a key factor in Brendan's choices in life. Well done Lili Valente, well done!!!
  • Sexy Motherpucker

    By Brittany Strickland
    I love Sexy Motherpucker so much!! Laura and Brendan's story is funny and sexy and more than I could have hoped! I knew it was going to be good based on the glimpses we got in Hot as Puck and the fact that Lili Valente wrote it of course. There has not been one book by her that I haven't loved and they just keep getting better! I'd highly recommend if you like single dads, sexy hockey players, and romantic comedies. And if you've never read a Lili Valente book please pick one up!
  • Beautiful, hot, and funny as F-

    By Sandra Two Book Pushers
    Sexy Motherpucker is the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by one of my favorite authors. I know when I open a Book by Lili Valente, I will be in for a ride. It could be a sexy and light ride, a filthy twisted dark ride or something in between. This series has the perfect blend of sexy, fun, and filthy talk. If you read Hot as Puck then you might remember the cranky but sexy single dad Libby's older sister Lauren. I knew something was brewing between these two... Brendan and Laura had one wild weekend together full of orgasms, talks, and long walks on the beach. Then it was over. Brendan walked away. He wasn't ready for what he knew Laura wanted and needed. A relationship. It wasn't just him he had to think about. He had to think about his daughter Chloe too. He lost his wife three years ago and since then it's only been him and Chloe. After his weekend with Laura he was scared. Scared of what could be. Also scared of what could happen if it didn't work out. So they went back to being friends. Awkward friends but still friends. And then he asks her for a huge favor. One that could change everything. To be his fake girlfriend. For one weekend. But he also has other plans... Laura was already halfway in love with the cranky, sexy, father of her favorite little girl when he asked for this ridiculous favor. She knew it was going to be weird. But they are friends and she would do anything for him and Chloe. Even if he breaks her heart all over again. It's been four months since the first time around but it's still fresh especially when they see each other almost daily and she looks into Chloe's eyes. Ones like her daddy's. If she is going to get through this weekend, then she has to give a performance of a lifetime. To act like a perfect girlfriend while also acting like she is over him. It's only a few nights, how hard can it be? Very, very difficult especially when Brendan has plans of torturing her with his sexiness, sweetness, and mixed signals. Can they get on the same page before it's too late? I love Brendan, Laura, and Chloe! Brendan and Laura might have some obstacles to conquer but one thing is for sure...they both love Chloe like crazy! She is not a girl to be in the background. She is full of energy, sassiness, and road-trip bingo. She is one of my favorite little ones. And Brendan is one amazing single dad to her. They have fun but he will put the hammer down when he needs to. Anyway...back to this whole love thing. Brendan and Lauren's chemistry is both beautiful and beyond hot. Their banter is fun. And the connection between all three of them is magical. Even if Brendan has a big butt (Inside the book humor). Overall...Lili scored another goal with this one! It's beautiful, hot as hell, and funny as f-. It's the perfect blend really. A wonderful addition to the series. I can't wait for the next book. Quotes: There it is again—that loving, devoted daddy side of Brendan that makes my ovaries explode. I am helpless against it. “Because I believe in pursuing excellence in all things,” I say, biting my lip as his grip on my wrists tightens. “Or at least all the things that matter.” “I’m not ready to be this close to your parents.”
  • Love those sexy hockey players!!

    By JLKeniston
    A great 2nd book in this series. I loved Brendan, Laura and Chloe. Brendon being a single day feels the need to protect his young daughter. He tried to have more with Laura but just couldn't. Then he needed a favor from Laura to help him out which she did even though she knew it might just break her heart. She had to play his girlfriend for a few nights. It was funny, sexy, and emotions running wild in this book. Lili did not disappoint with this hot sexy hockey player and his daughter. So many hilarious lines I call Lili-isoms for lack of a better work. The diaphragm incident had tears running down my face!! Great book. Cannot wait for the next book!!!
  • Hot, Sexy and Absolutely Perfect!

    By Singing Secretary
    I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart. Brendan and Laura have always been able to banter with one another as friends. But after they take their connection to a physical level over a few summer nights, Laura believes their relationship has changed. But when Brendan suddenly sprints away returning his heart back to its protective cocoon, he leaves Laura dejected and trying to accept that they’ll never be more than friends. But Laura finds herself hoping to be able to break through the protective walls Brendan has built around his heart. And despite how he tries, Brendan can’t get his mind off those magical nights and the beautiful woman he spent tangled up with, their limbs twisted in hot sexual passion. Though their feelings for each other do finally burgeon, will Brendan and Laura be able to let go of the boundaries each of their hearts has created and find their way to building a life together and sharing their love with one another forever? Brendan and Laura were an absolutely perfect match, and the hot and sexy connection they shared virtually shot sparks from my iPad. Sexy Motherpucker brought forth such a myriad of emotions from me including moments of nail biting as well as hysterically laugh out loud moments leaving me with tears in my eyes. In addition to the amazingly sexy and steamy romance, Ms. Valente has included one delightful element to Sexy Motherpucker which was Brendan's daughter, Chloe. She added such a fun and entertaining twist to this fantastic and sexy romance which definitely drew me in even deeper, if that’s even possible. Once again I proclaim that Lili Valente remains the queen of hot and sexy romance winning me over with her characters every single time, and Sexy Motherpucker is no exception. I now am left anxiously waiting to get my hands on her next novel to meet another new couple and read a story I know I am going to fall in love with.

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